December 2011
When You Like Something At A Store.
laugh-addict:
You approach your mom like:
And she looks at you like:
And you show it to her with a smile:
Then shes all like:
And you look at her like:
And shes like:
And when she says “Yes” your like:
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What I want to happen in 2012
marssars06:
get a boyfriend, but i’m forever alone:
a meet and greet with Bruno, but he’s not coming to the US anytime soon:
and get a shirtless picture of Bruno, but the damn paparazzi don’t do their job:
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atrapadoenuncondon:
hipstergrunt:
trumpeteroftheswan:
the-ghost-girl:
bonjourclarice:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
yes yes yes
YEP.
YEZ
Weird, but, wut-
When your teachers extends a due date
thefunniestpost:
Bruno Esponja , hihi ^.^
somewhereinbrooklin:
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marssars06:
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When I stalk the shit out of Bruno and find his...
girlwiththe-brokensmile:
brunomarsjust:
marssars06:
i’m gonna walk up to it like:
then i’m gonna knock on the door and be like:
then i’m gonna run away fast as hell:
and he’s just gonna be standing there like:
BAHAHHAHAH
LMFAO THIS WILL BE ME
except ill push him in and make out with him
and he’ll like it.
wat.
Interview with Bruno on how he writes his songs
Interviewer: When you're writing songs, now with modern times. When you write songs, do you write like, I picture you in a hotel room or your house with a yellow pad and a marker or are you on a laptop? Like how do you write songs.
Brunz: I'm normally standing on a mountain, with a leotard...
Interviewer: Volcanoes all around you
Brunz: Volcanoes all around, sand in my palms and a dream in my mind.
My aunt just told me internet friends are "not...
time-lord-swag:
shmegel:
Reblog/like if you completely disagree with her and believe that every single friend you have made here is real. Prove her wrong.
My school/college friends aren’t my real friends. My followers are my real friends.
Meeting Bruno Mars
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Sure
Him: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Him: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
If Bruno had his own radio station:
Sexy sleepy scratchy voice:
Bruno: “Hey hooligans. This is ya boy Bruno & you’re listening to ‘The Sex Dragon in the Morning’ on Channel 69.9..”
-credit to Jackie also (http://live-it-young-forever.tumblr.com/)
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whompandstomp:
bettersilent:
adelay:
jacobinao:
mtmarzsars:
snugglebunnydh:
bokwithbrunoandphill:
WHAT????????? WHY??????????? :(
WHO?! GIVE US THEIR NAMES AND ADDRESSESS… The hooligans will go bomb their homes for you
OMFG what happend !?
OMG what is happening to this world :’((
What happened? :’[
oh my god :’(
this is inhumane.
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com