February 2012
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Bruno, you're like a keyboard cause you're my type
marssars06:
OMG *_________*
hooligan4ever:
My sweet baby Bruu <3
Ohhh my sweet Lord <3
Sexy mofo.
I don't even know what I would do if Bruno booty...
lvbrunomarsmuch:
hooliganrehab:
Would I stay on my best behavior and just send him a few mentions saying hello or would I spam his DMs telling him that I want his body?
both
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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Bruno Mars dance lessons :)
my jam:
bok with me:
MJ & Elvis dance:
James Brown:
robot:
Bruno Mars original dance:
sexy hips moves:
something crazy:
and the best for the end:)
HIPS THRUST:
enjoy:)
You forgot the “middle finger” dance:
And the “moving head” dance:
And there is the shuffel dance:
And there is some special like:
now you...
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
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When tumblr makes changes without letting me know...
wtfsofunny:
Tomorrow is Leap Day. It is tradition that on this...
vanja-zed:
5boys-1love:
TIME TO GO FIND ONE DIRECTION!
FORGET ONE DIRECTION…WHERE ARE YOU BRUNO!?
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When I'll meet Bruno Mars...
Bruno: Hey there!
Me:
Bruno:
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Bruno:
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Me:
Bruno: I think we should call to an ambulance...
Dear AMERICAN IDOL season where Bruno tried out,
bootyliciousbruno:
echosei:
….
EXCUSE ME THE FUCK OUT BUT….
SUCK ON THAT!
MEGABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind. But now all your love is wasted, and then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch, and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap, and you are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out. It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin, standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe.
“Honestly, at the time, we were both having some relationship issues and really...”
– Philip & Bruno about ‘Nothin on you’ (via philipfockinlawrence)
hahahahaha
(via gonetomars)
